I am a hedonic pleasurist intent on hoarding. Must...get...help!

I should probably shift my hedonic happiness values to a more conscious goal oriented model. I need to be about this shift right away. Apparently, I have a kind of microwave happiness based on a life of acquiring things of all kinds (most not lucrative). As I see it, I should probably discard this fast food happiness and ground it in an experiential landscape. I wonder if hoarders are a byproduct of this type of fast food happiness?